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Declassified. First contact has occurred. These are the recordings. Includes blurry evidence, radar signals, and testimonials from the abducted.
Real feedback. Mostly. We can't verify the alien ones.
I asked Tobb to build me a zombie survival website. He made it so terrifying my cat refuses to enter the room when I open it. 10/10, would be scared again.
The Cat Consultants page convinced me my business strategy was indeed, in fact, napping. Revenue went up 34%. Coincidence? Definitely maybe.
The alien website convinced me to request an abduction. I am now inexplicably good at calculus. I'm not complaining, just... noting it.
I don't know what I clicked on, but I've been on this page for three hours. My boss thinks I'm working. I feel this was money well spent.
I'm always cooking up something weird. Here's a sneak peek at what's in the works...